The following commands
are totally useless:
Off the counter, you!
Get out of there!
No! No! No!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Please go to sleep; it’s 2 am!
Get out of that jewelery box!
This is my food; eat your own!
Don’t eat that mouse in here!
Consider the folly of your ways!
The following commands
work every time:
I’m hungry; feed me.
Caress me while I purr.
Adore me.