Excuse me, I know this is a party,
but while you have a moment,
I wonder if you would answer
a legal question for me?
I suppose you get this all the time
when somebody drags you
into a corner at a party;
but this will just take a minute:
Is it legal
for whoever does this sort of thing
to give us two Octobers
instead of June and July?
I mean, what’s the point?
We had two cold, windy,
mud-caked, stay-indoor months
and I want to know if it’s legal.
You like it, eh?
Let’s sue the bastards!
