This shampoo —
This cosmetic —
This procedure —
— will make you look healthy
your smile will be perfect
you will radiate youth
shiny hair
confidence
you can take your place
as a successful human being
This product —
— will make your stuff smell clean
your livingroom will welcome guests
your bedroom will be heaven
Carefully,
sniff your armpit
the back of your hand
gather a hem
take a whiff
stick your finger into your crotch
sniff carefully
would you want to live there?
here’s a hint:
spray your crotch with
this
and you would
want to live there
You smell good;
Your teeth are
white as snow;
your hair shines
like a halo;
you are a picture of health
and happiness,
and you live in
a gentle fresh breeze:
you are ready
to go to heaven
God will approve.
