Tag Archives: Christmas

‘Tis the season

More guys in suits drool in anticipation of wrapping their pudgy fingers around all that cash than ever Dickens’ orphans™ could have imagined. They will soon be exhorting every frazzled employee to deck the malls and ring out the musak … Continue reading

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first red and green blub blub blub

News item: November 7 — Santa Claus is coming! the jolly old elf is his fat mean self with a whisky bottle in his pocket: if he doesn’t shut up with his carols and stuff I’ll send him packing on … Continue reading

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