Yearly Archives: 2007

‘Tis the season

More guys in suits drool in anticipation of wrapping their pudgy fingers around all that cash than ever Dickens’ orphans™ could have imagined. They will soon be exhorting every frazzled employee to deck the malls and ring out the musak … Continue reading

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first red and green blub blub blub

News item: November 7 — Santa Claus is coming! the jolly old elf is his fat mean self with a whisky bottle in his pocket: if he doesn’t shut up with his carols and stuff I’ll send him packing on … Continue reading

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really?

Once in a while a shopping cart takes advantage of the slight slope of the parking lot and makes a run for it. Some would say we can’t have that: there are consequences; there are property issues. There are some … Continue reading

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