{"id":963,"date":"2008-06-10T12:21:38","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T16:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=963"},"modified":"2009-10-12T18:23:02","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T22:23:02","slug":"on-being-mistaken-for-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/06\/10\/on-being-mistaken-for-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"On being mistaken for myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Photos never lie<br \/>\nexcept when they must,<br \/>\nwith a minimum of mendacity,<br \/>\ntell welting whoppers<br \/>\nabout how egregiously old<br \/>\nthe old codger has become.<\/p>\n<p>I have studied photos<br \/>\ntaken years ago<br \/>\nthat make me look<br \/>\nyouthful although<br \/>\nI can recall<br \/>\nat the time thinking<br \/>\nhow mature that youth looked.<\/p>\n<p>So, how upset was I when,<br \/>\nbeing told a particular<br \/>\nphoto was a good<br \/>\nlikeness of me,<br \/>\nwas unable to identify<br \/>\nwhich of the old coots<br \/>\nwas I?<\/p>\n<p>Weak eyes<br \/>\nin the morning<br \/>\nwhilst before a mirror<br \/>\ncan be an advantage:<br \/>\nweak eyes<br \/>\nallow me to believe<br \/>\nmy own press releases<br \/>\nto myself.<\/p>\n<p>[print_link]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Photos never lie except when they must, with a minimum of mendacity, tell welting whoppers about how egregiously old the old codger has become. I have studied photos taken years ago that make me look youthful although I can recall &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/06\/10\/on-being-mistaken-for-myself\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,338,3,24,416],"tags":[380,461,57,422],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging","category-fun","category-poetry","category-serial","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-appearance","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-self-deception"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}