{"id":958,"date":"2008-06-06T15:09:29","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T19:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=958"},"modified":"2008-06-06T15:09:29","modified_gmt":"2008-06-06T19:09:29","slug":"naked-at-the-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/06\/06\/naked-at-the-mall\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked at the Mall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course the title<br \/>\nof this piece<br \/>\ndepicts a nightmare:<br \/>\nyou have been heading for an<br \/>\nappointment with somebody<br \/>\nimportant<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>(like St. Peter at the Pearly gates?)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>and you realize<br \/>\npeople are looking at you and<br \/>\nyou are in the mall<br \/>\nnaked<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>(like swimming under water against the deadly undertoad?)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>but consider this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>(voiceover: a la Rod Serling . . .)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>an anonymous but thoughtful man<br \/>\nwalks in a large upscale mall<br \/>\nin the centre of a very busy downtown.<\/p>\n<p>he observes the wide variety<br \/>\nof dress worn by women<br \/>\nhe wonders what motivated them<br \/>\nwhy some are dressed<br \/>\nas if they were in the middle of<br \/>\ncleaning the oven and had to<br \/>\nget down to the mall<br \/>\nfor some extra J-Cloths\u2122<br \/>\nsome as if they just stepped out<br \/>\nof their Cover Girl\u2122 shoot<br \/>\nsome as if they are headed<br \/>\nfor an interview as the new<br \/>\nCEO of Exxon\u2122<br \/>\nsome as if they had<br \/>\njust temporarily abandoned<br \/>\na medieval cloister<br \/>\nand some as if<br \/>\nthey were going to bust<br \/>\nMr. T\u2122 on the nose<\/p>\n<p>and he wonders<br \/>\nwhat difference it would make<br \/>\nif appearance were irrelevant<br \/>\nand we were all<br \/>\nnaked at the mall<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>(end, Serling voiceover)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[print_link]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course the title of this piece depicts a nightmare: you have been heading for an appointment with somebody important (like St. Peter at the Pearly gates?) and you realize people are looking at you and you are in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/06\/06\/naked-at-the-mall\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,24],"tags":[191,99],"class_list":["post-958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lotus-eaters","category-serial","tag-society","tag-speculation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}