{"id":910,"date":"2008-05-06T22:20:39","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T02:20:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=910"},"modified":"2008-05-06T22:29:59","modified_gmt":"2008-05-07T02:29:59","slug":"complaint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/05\/06\/complaint\/","title":{"rendered":"complaint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does each spring have to bring such a mess?<br \/>\nall the mud and the crud that is left and won&#8217;t go;<br \/>\nthen that dandruff debris shed by maples on walks<br \/>\nthat gathers in corners like nasty mementos of snow.<\/p>\n<p>The worms are just mucking and throwing mud pies<br \/>\nall over the lawns as the dandelions try on spring hats;<br \/>\nof course they will tire of their silly gold crowns<br \/>\nand blow them away on stray breezes and that is just that.<\/p>\n<p>I rake and I lift and I listen for positive sounds<br \/>\nLike a bird singing lustily waiting to tryst with his mate;<br \/>\nBut instead all I see is the poops of the dogs that their<br \/>\nmasters don&#8217;t scoop all year long as they stop by my gate.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s too much say that I hope<br \/>\nthat next time with spring there comes soap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does each spring have to bring such a mess? all the mud and the crud that is left and won&#8217;t go; then that dandruff debris shed by maples on walks that gathers in corners like nasty mementos of snow. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/05\/06\/complaint\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,17,28],"tags":[420,393,63,351],"class_list":["post-910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-screeds","category-snow","tag-complaint","tag-rhymed-verse","tag-seasons","tag-springtime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}