{"id":899,"date":"2008-04-27T17:37:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-27T21:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=899"},"modified":"2008-04-27T17:37:11","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T21:37:11","slug":"assistant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/04\/27\/assistant\/","title":{"rendered":"assistant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our cat assistant is learning<br \/>\nhow to knit perhaps<br \/>\n&#8220;teaching herself&#8221;<br \/>\nis more accurate<\/p>\n<p>as we have no desire<br \/>\nto encourage<br \/>\nthis perling aspiration<br \/>\nfor our high-strung cat<\/p>\n<p>I used to wonder<br \/>\nwhy that string puzzle<br \/>\nwas &#8220;cat&#8217;s cradle&#8221;<br \/>\nwhen no cat needs a cradle<br \/>\neach has her own<br \/>\nor can construct one<br \/>\nor help you make one<br \/>\nwith materials at paw.<\/p>\n<p>Now I know<br \/>\nany tangle of wool<br \/>\nor string could be<br \/>\na cat&#8217;s cradle or<br \/>\na cat&#8217;s obsession<br \/>\nor not<br \/>\nas she walks away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our cat assistant is learning how to knit perhaps &#8220;teaching herself&#8221; is more accurate as we have no desire to encourage this perling aspiration for our high-strung cat I used to wonder why that string puzzle was &#8220;cat&#8217;s cradle&#8221; when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/04\/27\/assistant\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[285,286,413],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-abbysinian","tag-katisha","tag-knitting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}