{"id":848,"date":"2008-03-14T18:55:51","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T23:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/03\/14\/test-drive\/"},"modified":"2008-03-14T19:24:29","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T00:24:29","slug":"test-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/03\/14\/test-drive\/","title":{"rendered":"test drive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This body that I inhabit<br \/>\nseems to delight in<br \/>\nexperimenting<br \/>\nto discover<br \/>\njust how much pain<br \/>\nI can stand<\/p>\n<p>As if shingles<br \/>\nand impacted wisdom tooth removal<br \/>\nand constant sciatica<br \/>\nand headaches<br \/>\nand nerve pinches<br \/>\nand that pressure bandage on the shin<br \/>\nand triple hernia surgery<br \/>\nand peeing after cystoscopes<br \/>\nand passing kidney stones<br \/>\nand watching politicians on TV<\/p>\n<p>From the bottom of my soul<br \/>\nI would like to declare<br \/>\nthis experimental phase<br \/>\nover<\/p>\n<p>and ask<br \/>\npolitely<br \/>\nif we may finally<br \/>\nstart real life please<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This body that I inhabit seems to delight in experimenting to discover just how much pain I can stand As if shingles and impacted wisdom tooth removal and constant sciatica and headaches and nerve pinches and that pressure bandage on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/03\/14\/test-drive\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,3,17,24],"tags":[133],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lotus-eaters","category-poetry","category-screeds","category-serial","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}