{"id":839,"date":"2008-03-05T07:23:46","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T12:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/03\/05\/the-morale-of-weatherforecasters-ii\/"},"modified":"2008-03-05T07:25:43","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T12:25:43","slug":"the-morale-of-weatherforecasters-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/03\/05\/the-morale-of-weatherforecasters-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"The Morale of Weather Forecasters II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s freezing rain<br \/>\nthat stopped all school buses<br \/>\nwas actually a warm sunny dry spell<br \/>\nthat forced children to play outside<br \/>\non a school day.<br \/>\nPoor children.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s freezing rain<br \/>\nthat stopped all school buses<br \/>\nwas actually cold blowing snow<br \/>\nthat forced all children to play inside<br \/>\non a school day.<br \/>\nPoor parents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s freezing rain that stopped all school buses was actually a warm sunny dry spell that forced children to play outside on a school day. Poor children. Today&#8217;s freezing rain that stopped all school buses was actually cold blowing snow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/03\/05\/the-morale-of-weatherforecasters-ii\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,7,3,24,28],"tags":[133,351,77],"class_list":["post-839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lotus-eaters","category-mild-mannered-opinion","category-poetry","category-serial","category-snow","tag-satire","tag-springtime","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}