{"id":830,"date":"2008-02-28T06:11:46","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T11:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/02\/28\/the-morale-of-weather-forecasters\/"},"modified":"2008-02-28T06:11:46","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T11:11:46","slug":"the-morale-of-weather-forecasters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/02\/28\/the-morale-of-weather-forecasters\/","title":{"rendered":"The Morale of Weather Forecasters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A depression settled<br \/>\nover eastern, southern,<br \/>\nnorthern, western,<br \/>\nand central regions today<br \/>\nas weather forecasters everywhere<br \/>\nstruck out for the umpteenth time<br \/>\nthis season<br \/>\nand a bad hair day ensued.<\/p>\n<p>Toast was drippy<br \/>\ncoffee luke warm<br \/>\nand unseasonally bitter.<\/p>\n<p>Socks will develop holes<br \/>\nlater in the day<br \/>\nwith ketchup on the lapel<br \/>\ntowards evening.<\/p>\n<p>Overnight we expect<br \/>\nrestless turning<br \/>\nbad dreams and<br \/>\na weepy start to the day tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side<br \/>\nthe planetary currents<br \/>\nhad fun<br \/>\nbehaving unexpectedly<br \/>\nand the sun shone<br \/>\nperpetually<br \/>\nabove it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A depression settled over eastern, southern, northern, western, and central regions today as weather forecasters everywhere struck out for the umpteenth time this season and a bad hair day ensued. Toast was drippy coffee luke warm and unseasonally bitter. Socks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/02\/28\/the-morale-of-weather-forecasters\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,3,24],"tags":[133,342],"class_list":["post-830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lotus-eaters","category-poetry","category-serial","tag-satire","tag-weather-forecasting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}