{"id":801,"date":"2008-02-03T07:23:06","date_gmt":"2008-02-03T12:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/02\/03\/fun-with-muscles\/"},"modified":"2008-02-03T07:23:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T12:23:06","slug":"fun-with-muscles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/02\/03\/fun-with-muscles\/","title":{"rendered":"fun with muscles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She ran into the room<br \/>\nin a panic worse than mine<br \/>\nbecause I was screaming<br \/>\nor hollering at least<br \/>\nthe way husbands will<br \/>\nwhen they have lopped off a limb<br \/>\nor the quarterback drops the ball<br \/>\nin the end zone<\/p>\n<p>this time the TV was off<br \/>\nand I had all my limbs<br \/>\nbut one of them was in<br \/>\nthe most intense cramp<br \/>\nin a place I would not<br \/>\nstretch out for relief<br \/>\nevery move made it worse<\/p>\n<p>Two hours shoveling heavy snow<br \/>\nin the driveway costs more<br \/>\nthan you&#8217;d think<br \/>\nand we&#8217;re at the stage of life<br \/>\nwhere I bundle up to go shoveling<br \/>\nwith a certain possibility<br \/>\nof finality to it<br \/>\nmy parka may be<br \/>\na symbolic suit of lights.<\/p>\n<p>As for the cramp<br \/>\nit went away<br \/>\nas for me<br \/>\nI&#8217;m exhausted<br \/>\nas for my wife<br \/>\nshe wants me<br \/>\nto hire some young buck<br \/>\nso we can watch him shovel<br \/>\nthrough the window<br \/>\nwhile we hold hands<br \/>\nit could happen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She ran into the room in a panic worse than mine because I was screaming or hollering at least the way husbands will when they have lopped off a limb or the quarterback drops the ball in the end zone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/02\/03\/fun-with-muscles\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,28],"tags":[997,201,205,66],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-snow","tag-aging","tag-health","tag-pain","tag-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}