{"id":791,"date":"2008-01-25T12:14:19","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T17:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/01\/25\/breaking-news-kitten-takes-on-monster\/"},"modified":"2008-01-25T12:14:19","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T17:14:19","slug":"breaking-news-kitten-takes-on-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/01\/25\/breaking-news-kitten-takes-on-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking news: Kitten Takes on Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a used shoe lace<br \/>\nscrawled on the kitchen tiles<br \/>\na scribble of lethal potential<\/p>\n<p>a kitten<br \/>\ncrouching behind<br \/>\na fourest of chair legs<\/p>\n<p>twelve seconds<br \/>\nsuspicion<\/p>\n<p>head lowers<br \/>\nhind quarters<br \/>\nadjust<\/p>\n<p>pounce<\/p>\n<p>battle of claws<br \/>\nand wiley tangles<br \/>\nmultipodal monster<\/p>\n<p>victo\u2014<\/p>\n<p>is that a gnat<br \/>\nor a dust mote<br \/>\ndrifting by?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a used shoe lace scrawled on the kitchen tiles a scribble of lethal potential a kitten crouching behind a fourest of chair legs twelve seconds suspicion head lowers hind quarters adjust pounce battle of claws and wiley tangles multipodal monster &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/01\/25\/breaking-news-kitten-takes-on-monster\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[285,995,271,286],"class_list":["post-791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-abbysinian","tag-cats","tag-household","tag-katisha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}