Dear Master of the Universe:<\/p>\n
it has been brought to my attention
\nby certain aches and pains and
\npersonal plumbing problems
\nthat I have been granted
\nresponsibility for Your revenge on
\nhumanity regarding the misuse of
\nthis planet and possibly
\nthis solar system.<\/p>\n
I wish to protest
\nthat I know several people
\nwho have the time
\nand even the inclination
\nto suffer immensely
\nand with great dramatic skill
\nsuch as I have neither the training
\nnor the inclination to undertake.<\/p>\n
I would be most grateful
\nif You would find it in Your capacity
\nas a wise and all-knowing Being
\nto shift the burden of the back ache
\nsore joints, head ache, sore eyes
\nand the runny nose
\nto those whose sordid deflation
\nwould be more pleasing to You
\nthan I, who tend to ignore it
\nmost of the time.<\/p>\n
Yours truly,
\nand somewhat ungratefully, I know,
\nthe poet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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