{"id":760,"date":"2007-12-25T23:02:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-26T04:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/12\/26\/tree\/"},"modified":"2007-12-26T00:05:04","modified_gmt":"2007-12-26T05:05:04","slug":"tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/12\/25\/tree\/","title":{"rendered":"tree humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The evergreen carries snow<br \/>\nas the fish his scales<br \/>\nthe roof its shingles<\/p>\n<p>Pattern begets consistency<br \/>\nbegets predictability<br \/>\nbegets reliability<br \/>\nbegets tradition<\/p>\n<p>Which begs this question:<br \/>\nWhy did the evergreen<br \/>\nin some jocular mood<br \/>\nin some dark green fit of silliness<br \/>\ndump its load of snow<br \/>\ndown my neck?<br \/>\nAgain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The evergreen carries snow as the fish his scales the roof its shingles Pattern begets consistency begets predictability begets reliability begets tradition Which begs this question: Why did the evergreen in some jocular mood in some dark green fit of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/12\/25\/tree\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,42,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-scapes","category-snow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}