{"id":706,"date":"2007-11-07T23:36:08","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/11\/07\/first-red-and-green-blub-blub-blub\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T23:38:47","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:38:47","slug":"first-red-and-green-blub-blub-blub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/11\/07\/first-red-and-green-blub-blub-blub\/","title":{"rendered":"first red and green blub blub blub"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><em>News item:<br \/>\nNovember 7 \u2014 Santa Claus is coming!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>the jolly old elf<br \/>\nis his fat mean self<br \/>\nwith a whisky bottle in his pocket:<br \/>\nif he doesn&#8217;t shut up<br \/>\nwith his carols and stuff<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll send him packing on a rocket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News item: November 7 \u2014 Santa Claus is coming! the jolly old elf is his fat mean self with a whisky bottle in his pocket: if he doesn&#8217;t shut up with his carols and stuff I&#8217;ll send him packing on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/11\/07\/first-red-and-green-blub-blub-blub\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,3,17],"tags":[137,135,133,134,136],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-mannered-opinion","category-poetry","category-screeds","tag-bah-humbug","tag-christmas","tag-satire","tag-scrooge","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}