{"id":687,"date":"2007-10-23T06:11:52","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T11:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/10\/23\/bedtime-story-continued\/"},"modified":"2009-09-12T23:19:34","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T03:19:34","slug":"bedtime-story-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/10\/23\/bedtime-story-continued\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime story (continued)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But that was all right, because they were adults<br \/>\nwho, of course, knew what to do.<br \/>\n(that&#8217;s a paradox, kiddies\u2014<br \/>\ntell a nearby adult what it means.)<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, back inside the house,<br \/>\nGrandmother and grandfather<br \/>\nwere cackling like fried chicken<br \/>\nand doing the dance of the newly free.<br \/>\nWhich meant they were running<br \/>\naround the house in their pajamas<br \/>\nlaughing and crying at the same time,<br \/>\nand they were singing that song all of you know<br \/>\nyou know, the one about the thing that\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, they were ready to enjoy all the fruits of<br \/>\ntheir thing\u2014can&#8217;t remember: it&#8217;s on the tip of my tongue . . .<\/p>\n<p>But all this dancing and singing had tired them out<br \/>\nso they lay down on their downy beds<br \/>\nand they both had the same dream:<\/p>\n<p>They dreamed they were kids again<br \/>\nand they had really mean parents<br \/>\nwho made them eat their supper leftovers<br \/>\nfor breakfast, and wouldn&#8217;t let them have pets<br \/>\nand wouldn&#8217;t let them stay up late or<br \/>\ndance around in their pajamas<\/p>\n<p>And do you know what?<br \/>\nThey woke up, and they both began talking at once,<br \/>\nand what they said was<br \/>\nthe worst horror would be<br \/>\nto have to be kids again.<br \/>\nAnd they felt so sorry for their<br \/>\nkids and their kids&#8217; kids<br \/>\nthat they\u2014<br \/>\nactually, they soon forgot<br \/>\nall about that and started dancing<br \/>\naround the house in their pajamas.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s the worst horror:<br \/>\nthat you will forget what it is to be a child.<br \/>\nAnd you will . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But that was all right, because they were adults who, of course, knew what to do. (that&#8217;s a paradox, kiddies\u2014 tell a nearby adult what it means.) Meanwhile, back inside the house, Grandmother and grandfather were cackling like fried chicken &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/10\/23\/bedtime-story-continued\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,3,24],"tags":[997,1001,86,74,461,57],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-poetry","category-serial","tag-aging","tag-children","tag-families","tag-horror","tag-humor","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}