crouching under a medium umbrella
\nduring a downpour is guaranteed to
\nwet a few things, mainly your bum
\nand the clothing there-attached
\nat least that’s what I did while
\npoaching for the cat: I was coaxing
\nher to come out from under the deck
\nfrom her dry spot at the back
\nin the corner and getting a\u00a0 dry cat
\nto come into a very wet area
\nis not the brightest task as the cat
\nand my wet bum will tell you
\nthe upshot was I got the cat inside
\ndry, and I got myself off to the movies
\nwet, and I think the cat won that round.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
crouching under a medium umbrella during a downpour is guaranteed to wet a few things, mainly your bum and the clothing there-attached at least that’s what I did while poaching for the cat: I was coaxing her to come out … Continue reading