a recipe for silly disasters<\/p>\n
Plop hotdogs into pot
\nhalf cover with fresh water
\nplace on stove
\nignite gas element
\nwait\u2014<\/p>\n
oh, wait:
\nI have that email coming;
\nI’d better check
\nBe right back<\/p>\n
Oh, they sent some pictures
\nIt wont take a moment to download
\nHello? Oh, Hi, Dwayne
\nSure. I was just checking some email.
\nBusy, busy. How’ve you been?<\/p>\n
What the hell?
\nSmoke detector
\nCrap!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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