{"id":634,"date":"2007-09-03T11:44:11","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T16:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/09\/03\/herding-cats\/"},"modified":"2014-11-12T23:31:45","modified_gmt":"2014-11-13T04:31:45","slug":"herding-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/09\/03\/herding-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"herding cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following commands<br \/>\nare totally useless:<\/p>\n<p>Off the counter, you!<br \/>\nGet out of there!<br \/>\nNo! No! No!<br \/>\nHere, kitty, kitty, kitty!<br \/>\nPlease go to sleep; it&#8217;s 2 am!<br \/>\nGet out of that jewelery box!<br \/>\nThis is my food; eat your own!<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t eat that mouse in here!<br \/>\nConsider the folly of your ways!<\/p>\n<p>The following commands<br \/>\nwork every time:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hungry; feed me.<br \/>\nCaress me while I purr.<br \/>\nAdore me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following commands are totally useless: Off the counter, you! Get out of there! No! No! No! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! Please go to sleep; it&#8217;s 2 am! Get out of that jewelery box! This is my food; eat your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/09\/03\/herding-cats\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4174,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634\/revisions\/4174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}