{"id":629,"date":"2007-06-28T22:42:05","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T03:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/06\/28\/selfone\/"},"modified":"2007-06-28T22:42:05","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T03:42:05","slug":"selfone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/06\/28\/selfone\/","title":{"rendered":"Selfone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t need an ear:<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got my selfone<br \/>\nto give me lovin&#8217;<br \/>\non a beltone.<\/p>\n<p>They implanted it<br \/>\nwith keytones<br \/>\ntones that tell me<br \/>\nwhen my gal moans.<\/p>\n<p>Tones assure me that<br \/>\nmy own bones<br \/>\naren&#8217;t accountable<br \/>\nto ringtones<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t need an ear:<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got my selfone<br \/>\nto give me lovin&#8217;<br \/>\non a beltone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t need an ear: I&#8217;ve got my selfone to give me lovin&#8217; on a beltone. They implanted it with keytones tones that tell me when my gal moans. Tones assure me that my own bones aren&#8217;t accountable to ringtones Don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/06\/28\/selfone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}