{"id":613,"date":"2007-06-12T19:41:54","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T00:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/06\/12\/house-haircut\/"},"modified":"2007-06-12T19:41:54","modified_gmt":"2007-06-13T00:41:54","slug":"house-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/06\/12\/house-haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"house haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year about June<br \/>\nhis house needs a haircut:<br \/>\nBoston Ivy, which covers<br \/>\ntwo sides of old red brick,<\/p>\n<p>starts to encroach on roof,<br \/>\nmaking eaves disappear<br \/>\nmore or less the way ears<br \/>\nhide in an unshorn head.<\/p>\n<p>For years he had dragged<br \/>\nthe old aluminum ladder<br \/>\nout of its hidey hole<br \/>\nand leaned its extended<\/p>\n<p>length up into the realm<br \/>\nof Jack&#8217;s beanstalk&#8217;s top<br \/>\nin the clouds while his wife<br \/>\nstood anxiously ready to catch<\/p>\n<p>any falling objects: leaves,<br \/>\nbits of vine, or him, as they<br \/>\nfell to earth. Vine tonsorialism<br \/>\nnot being strongly developed skill<\/p>\n<p>on his side of the family,<br \/>\nthey decided, after his<br \/>\nthreescore and tenth<br \/>\nbirthday, the aquire<\/p>\n<p>a\u00a0 shiny new hi tech<br \/>\nladder that practically<br \/>\ncuts vines and harvests<br \/>\ngolden eggs and harps<\/p>\n<p>on its own. So if you see<br \/>\na wonderfully shorn<br \/>\nred brick home on your<br \/>\nway to the palace . . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year about June his house needs a haircut: Boston Ivy, which covers two sides of old red brick, starts to encroach on roof, making eaves disappear more or less the way ears hide in an unshorn head. For years &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/06\/12\/house-haircut\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}