So this old guy
\n(couple years older than me
\nmy wife sez to say)
\nwalks in to play bridge
\nwearing blue jeans
\na nice vertical stripes
\non his matching shirt
\nand wide braces
\nwith tool designs
\nand he does all right.<\/p>\n
Couple times I sez:
\nI like your outfit;
\nyou really match.
\nAnd his wife
\nlaughs and sez:
\nI knew people
\nwould comment
\non those braces.<\/p>\n
So one the way out
\nI sees him standing
\nby the main door
\nin his matching outfit
\nwaiting for his wife
\nand he’s holding her purse.
\nIt’s big and it’s white.<\/p>\n
I sez:
\nhow can you carry
\na white purse
\nwith\u00a0 that colour-
\ncoordinated outfit
\nand dandy suspenders?
\nAnd he grins sez,
\nshe’s gone back
\nfer her umbrella.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So this old guy (couple years older than me my wife sez to say) walks in to play bridge wearing blue jeans a nice vertical stripes on his matching shirt and wide braces with tool designs and he does all … Continue reading