{"id":572,"date":"2007-05-07T05:29:28","date_gmt":"2007-05-07T10:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/05\/07\/lotus-eaters-10\/"},"modified":"2007-05-07T05:29:28","modified_gmt":"2007-05-07T10:29:28","slug":"lotus-eaters-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/05\/07\/lotus-eaters-10\/","title":{"rendered":"lotus eaters 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>who thinks of<br \/>\nthe garter belt<br \/>\nunder the hockey shorts<br \/>\nevery night in the NHL<\/p>\n<p>while watching<br \/>\na saucily clad stripper<br \/>\nswing around the brass pole<br \/>\nin a fire hall<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>who thinks of the garter belt under the hockey shorts every night in the NHL while watching a saucily clad stripper swing around the brass pole in a fire hall<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,3,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lotus-eaters","category-poetry","category-serial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}