{"id":538,"date":"2007-04-07T08:10:57","date_gmt":"2007-04-07T13:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/04\/07\/l\/"},"modified":"2007-04-07T08:10:57","modified_gmt":"2007-04-07T13:10:57","slug":"l","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/04\/07\/l\/","title":{"rendered":"L"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<strong>L<\/strong>&#8221; is a utility letter<\/p>\n<p>a bookend<br \/>\nhalf of something else<\/p>\n<p>Advice for &#8220;<strong>L<\/strong>&#8220;:<br \/>\n1. Nonchalantly stand with your<br \/>\nback against a mirror;<br \/>\nlean against<br \/>\nthe end of<br \/>\na row of books<br \/>\nand pretend<br \/>\nsomebody else<br \/>\nis responsible<br \/>\nfor the other end<br \/>\n2. To overcome<br \/>\nyour plain skeletal look<br \/>\nget yourself<br \/>\nilluminated by<br \/>\nan order of<br \/>\nwealthy monks<br \/>\nwith lots of gold ink.<br \/>\n3. If you can&#8217;t<br \/>\nfind a mirror<br \/>\nteam up with<br \/>\nnumber &#8220;1&#8221;<br \/>\nas a backup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;L&#8221; is a utility letter a bookend half of something else Advice for &#8220;L&#8220;: 1. Nonchalantly stand with your back against a mirror; lean against the end of a row of books and pretend somebody else is responsible for the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/04\/07\/l\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,3,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alphabet","category-poetry","category-serial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}