Just stepped out the side door
\nfor a moment:
\ndamn near wiped out;
\nnot the footing \u2014
\nhell, I’m agile as a cat
\nwhen it comes to that \u2014
\nno, it was the friggin’ wind:
\nswirled in under the car port
\nlike a plow on steroids
\nand damn near upsided me:
\nme with a gooey bag
\nof kitchen garbage
\nin my dainty paws.
\nPicture that.<\/p>\n
No warning:
\nI’d looked out the kitchen window
\nbefore venturing out in short sleeves;
\nthe sun was smiling,
\nthe snow was sparkling
\nlike an American Senator’s teeth
\njust as you’re signing
\nthe deal that broke the bank
\nand set him up for life.<\/p>\n
Like the window was lying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Just stepped out the side door for a moment: damn near wiped out; not the footing \u2014 hell, I’m agile as a cat when it comes to that \u2014 no, it was the friggin’ wind: swirled in under the car … Continue reading