{"id":489,"date":"2007-02-21T09:44:50","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T14:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/02\/21\/on-the-paper\/"},"modified":"2007-03-06T11:25:36","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T16:25:36","slug":"on-the-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/02\/21\/on-the-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"on the paper*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>woke this morning<br \/>\nto a picture of myself<br \/>\non the paper<br \/>\ncosied up to my computer screen<br \/>\nand there&#8217;s &#8220;Yer Gretzkys&#8221;<br \/>\nword for (translation: &#8220;fer&#8221;) word<br \/>\nand note for note;<br \/>\nit&#8217;s all<br \/>\nthe essence of everything<br \/>\nI sang to Kathleen<br \/>\na couple of days ago.<\/p>\n<p>When an old guy sings<br \/>\nhe realizes<br \/>\nhe doesn&#8217;t look twenty-five any more<br \/>\nor even fifty-five<br \/>\nin fact, singing &#8220;When I&#8217;m Sixty-four&#8221;<br \/>\nis a pretty iconic joke<\/p>\n<p>conversely, I&#8217;m starting to look like<br \/>\nparts of me are going backwards<br \/>\nI&#8217;m becoming more like<br \/>\nmy grandchildren<br \/>\nin the first stages of infancy<br \/>\na tipped over glass of juice here<br \/>\na stumble on the carpet there<br \/>\na little drool here<br \/>\nbefore long I&#8217;ll wake up<br \/>\nin the middle of the night<br \/>\n(I already do that)<br \/>\ncrying for a drink<\/p>\n<p>So what will all this<br \/>\nfame of being on the paper<br \/>\nmean?<\/p>\n<p>First of all<br \/>\nlet me say<br \/>\nfame won&#8217;t change me<br \/>\nanno domini is already<br \/>\nchanging me faster than<br \/>\nfame could ever do<\/p>\n<p>No, I think<br \/>\nwhat it will all mean is<br \/>\nonce in a while<br \/>\nin the housewear section<br \/>\nof Canadian Tire<br \/>\nsome old guy&#8217;s going to<br \/>\nlook at me as if he knows me<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m going to wonder<br \/>\nif I taught him<br \/>\nand then I&#8217;ll realize<br \/>\nI&#8217;m looking in a mirror<\/p>\n<p>or maybe not.<\/p>\n<p><em>[* &#8220;on the paper&#8221; is Cornwall idiom for being featured or mentioned in the local newspaper, the <\/em>Standard-Freeholder<em>]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>woke this morning to a picture of myself on the paper cosied up to my computer screen and there&#8217;s &#8220;Yer Gretzkys&#8221; word for (translation: &#8220;fer&#8221;) word and note for note; it&#8217;s all the essence of everything I sang to Kathleen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/02\/21\/on-the-paper\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}