The cat leaps onto the breakfast table
\nwith the express purpose of informing
\nthe silly humans sitting there that
\nthe sun is shining and it is time to go out.<\/p>\n
Time for her to go out; We shall sit eating our toast and marmalade So not much of interest to cats on the table The cat leaps onto the breakfast table with the express purpose of informing the silly humans sitting there that the sun is shining and it is time to go out. Time for her to go out; ………….. .. ……………what we … Continue reading
\n………….. .. ……………<\/font>what we do is
\nentirely our own responsibility thankyou.<\/p>\n
\n(which is nicer if very thickly spread)
\nand reading our newspapers which contain
\nobituaries and duplicate bridge columns and scores
\nand letters to the editor and political cartoons
\nand the daily comics and photos and \u2014
\nsorry, no: there is almost nothing at all of
\ninterest to cats except perhaps a feature on
\nmice raised for experimental purposes
\nI suppose that would be of interest to cats
\n\u2014 pretty well anything on cruelty to
\nmice (which, by the way, supply the perfect
\nbalanced diet for cats.)<\/p>\n
\nor in the paper today or any day, for that matter.
\nIt’s a conspiracy. Cat walks away in disdain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"