{"id":460,"date":"2007-01-29T13:13:03","date_gmt":"2007-01-29T18:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/01\/29\/going-ga-ga\/"},"modified":"2007-01-29T13:22:39","modified_gmt":"2007-01-29T18:22:39","slug":"going-ga-ga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/01\/29\/going-ga-ga\/","title":{"rendered":"going ga-ga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the eighteenth century<br \/>\nthirty-five was deemed to be<br \/>\nminimum age for a senator<br \/>\nfor only then was one mature<br \/>\nseasoned, in fact, senior.<\/p>\n<p>As I will soon double that age<br \/>\nI should in theory be declared<br \/>\na double-senator who is<br \/>\ndouble mature and double smart<br \/>\ndouble- seasoned, in fact,<br \/>\ndouble-senior.<\/p>\n<p>I recently took on the task<br \/>\nof posting a poem for comment<br \/>\nin zeugma discussion list<br \/>\n\u2014 simple, you  say.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, but let me tell you:<br \/>\nI had to send it four times<br \/>\nto get the indentations to show.<br \/>\n(The third does not count<br \/>\nbecause I mis-addressed it)<br \/>\nHow&#8217;s that for a debut?<\/p>\n<p>Now if I divide the four sendings<br \/>\nby my double-smart profile<br \/>\ndoes that mean I appear<br \/>\nonly twice as stupid<br \/>\nas I should?<\/p>\n<p>Ga-ga.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the eighteenth century thirty-five was deemed to be minimum age for a senator for only then was one mature seasoned, in fact, senior. As I will soon double that age I should in theory be declared a double-senator who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/01\/29\/going-ga-ga\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}