How many times you see
\nsome car meandering
\ndriverless, it seems
\nthen you realize the driver is
\nsome little woman or guy
\nhead tipped back so he
\ncan see over the freakin’ dash
\nlike a freakin’ little kid \u2014
\nall’s you can see is
\nthis tipped back freakin’ head
\nand maybe knuckles hooked
\nover the steering wheel
\nIs that any way to drive a car?
\nI ask you:<\/p>\n
Like maybe this vehicle
\nis navigated by nose:
\ndriver sights along
\nhis freakin’ beak
\nsteers by smell only \u2014
\nthere’s a freakin’ plan!
\ngives a whole new
\nfreakin’ meaning to
\nstink stank stunk
\n\u2014 that’s a passin’ car
\nall he needs is a freakin’ fedora<\/p>\n
An’ that’s another thing:
\ndamn hicks drivin’ like
\n‘ey’re th’on’y car on th’ road
\nright down th’ middle of ‘er
\nnever heard of no rules \u2014
\nshit! I gotta hang up now:
\nsome damn fool jes’
\nran a green light right
\ninta the side o’ me. ‘Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
How many times you see some car meandering driverless, it seems then you realize the driver is some little woman or guy head tipped back so he can see over the freakin’ dash like a freakin’ little kid \u2014 all’s … Continue reading