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youd better believe
\nthe guys\u00a0 — who put this
\ncarpet with the prominent
\nno smoking logo in the centre
\nof this doctor’s waiting room
\nso that it is precisely before the extended feet
\nof the coughing guy who reeks of tobacco
\n— those guys dont get the irony of this moment<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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