{"id":4105,"date":"2014-04-19T23:38:18","date_gmt":"2014-04-20T03:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=4105"},"modified":"2014-04-19T23:38:18","modified_gmt":"2014-04-20T03:38:18","slug":"ripple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2014\/04\/19\/ripple\/","title":{"rendered":"Ripple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The handle of the vacuum cleaner<br \/>\nhung on his hand like<br \/>\nthe ring in a bull\u2019s nose.<\/p>\n<p>Retired one week<br \/>\nand already he was<br \/>\nhalf way down<br \/>\nthe main staircase<br \/>\nvacuuming the blood<br \/>\nred carpet runner.<\/p>\n<p>If she knew, Rita,<br \/>\nhis ex-secretary,<br \/>\nwould be staring<br \/>\nincredulously.<br \/>\nThe news would drop<br \/>\nlike a stone into<br \/>\na reflecting pond.<br \/>\nWas he making his<br \/>\nown coffee too?<\/p>\n<p>How many treads?<br \/>\nonly fourteen?<br \/>\nIt seemed like fifty.<br \/>\nHe descended another step<br \/>\nand began a clumsy Veronica<br \/>\nwith the cleaner\u2019s hose.<\/p>\n<p>He turned off the howling machine<br \/>\nsought the contemplative<br \/>\nsilence of the stairs<br \/>\nknelt, placed a figurative<br \/>\ngold coin in the dust before him<br \/>\nKissed it, dedicated<br \/>\nthe blood of the afternoon<br \/>\nto the mantilla of his lady.<\/p>\n<p>Wasn\u2019t retirement about<br \/>\ndoing what you wanted<br \/>\nwhen you wanted?<br \/>\nHe wanted to sip cool sangria.<br \/>\nHe wanted to sail the Spanish Main<br \/>\nHe did not want to be the<br \/>\namateur matador in a corrida,<br \/>\nbut he had no choice:<br \/>\nhe had chosen this.<\/p>\n<p>He had planned<br \/>\nall his working life<br \/>\nfor retirement.<br \/>\nAnd this was it?<br \/>\nVacuuming the stairs<br \/>\nbefore he changed into<br \/>\nthe suit of lights<br \/>\nfor his own retirement party.<\/p>\n<p>Usually such parties were<br \/>\nsurprises or so he had thought.<br \/>\nThe only surprise about this was<br \/>\nthe vacuuming part.<br \/>\nAnd the dusting part<br \/>\nAnd the silverware cleaning.<br \/>\nPray for a quick death<br \/>\nhe thought, in the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>Who would have thought<br \/>\nretirement would make<br \/>\ntear him like a horn<br \/>\ngoring a passing cape.<br \/>\nHe shuddered<br \/>\nhe knew something<br \/>\nwas going to have to change<br \/>\nand deep in his heart<br \/>\nhe knew it would be he.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2014\/04\/01\/cruel-gruel-2\/napowrimo\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4009\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4009\" src=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-150x136.png\" alt=\"NaPoWriMo\" width=\"150\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-150x136.png 150w, https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-220x200.png 220w, https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-330x300.png 330w, https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo.png 451w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo 19: Retirement is not what you might expect; finally, after thirty years of marriage, you get what you once would have given your soul for: to live alone with your spouse. <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2014\/04\/19\/ripple\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[890,3],"tags":[997,315,478],"class_list":["post-4105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-napowrimo","category-poetry","tag-aging","tag-loss","tag-retirement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4106,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4105\/revisions\/4106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}