{"id":4005,"date":"2014-04-01T21:00:57","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T01:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=4005"},"modified":"2014-04-01T21:00:57","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T01:00:57","slug":"cruel-gruel-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2014\/04\/01\/cruel-gruel-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruel Gruel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Autocorrect is <del>stalking<\/del> sulking today:<br \/>\nimperiously, it <del>information<\/del> informs me<br \/>\nmy bananas are boring: <del>banal<\/del>, it says;<br \/>\nand pea <del>soap<\/del> soup will be <del>sudden<\/del> sudsy tonight<br \/>\nlike\u00a0the <del>Liszt<\/del> lists on my phone.<\/p>\n<p><del>Father<\/del> Furthermore, the <del>petal<\/del> petulant <del>punish<\/del> punster<br \/>\n<del>spans<\/del> spawns <del>impish<\/del> impetuous interruptions, <del>sits<\/del> insists<br \/>\nmy <del>missile<\/del> <del>misletoe<\/del> mistyped Mam for Mom <del>dunces<\/del> dances Mamba<br \/>\nand before I <del>knowledge<\/del> know it, <del>Mamba<\/del> Mom is pissed.<\/p>\n<p>I <del>knowledge<\/del> know I&#8217;m <del>alter<\/del> all thumbs,<br \/>\nbut this is <del>riding<\/del><br \/>\n<del>ride dick<\/del> ridiculous <del>calm<\/del> calumny.<br \/>\n<del>Donkey<\/del> Don&#8217;t you <del>thank<\/del> think?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2014\/04\/01\/cruel-gruel-2\/napowrimo\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4009\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4009\" alt=\"NaPoWriMo\" src=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-150x136.png\" width=\"150\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-150x136.png 150w, https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-220x200.png 220w, https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo-330x300.png 330w, https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/NaPoWriMo.png 451w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo (30 poems in 30 days) begins with a little ditty of modern frustration. #NaPoWriMo <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2014\/04\/01\/cruel-gruel-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[890,3],"tags":[972],"class_list":["post-4005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-napowrimo","category-poetry","tag-autocorrect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4005"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4011,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4005\/revisions\/4011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}