{"id":394,"date":"2006-12-04T14:22:12","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T19:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/12\/04\/snow-fun\/"},"modified":"2009-09-13T07:45:09","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T11:45:09","slug":"snow-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/12\/04\/snow-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"snow fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><em>[Another in the snow series]<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Entering a building<br \/>\nwith a load of snow<br \/>\ntrapped on your toque<br \/>\non your collar<br \/>\non your shoulders<br \/>\non your eyebrows<br \/>\nand eyelashes<br \/>\nand mittens<br \/>\nand any possible<br \/>\nslightly horizontally<br \/>\ninclined surface<br \/>\nis a challenge<br \/>\nbecause that snow can end up<br \/>\nin your boots<br \/>\nto melt and wet your socks for the way home<br \/>\ndown your neck<br \/>\nto melt and make you shriek and squirm right now<br \/>\nonto the rugs and floors<br \/>\nfor various booby trap activities later<br \/>\nin other words<br \/>\nsnow requires<br \/>\na sense of humour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Another in the snow series] Entering a building with a load of snow trapped on your toque on your collar on your shoulders on your eyebrows and eyelashes and mittens and any possible slightly horizontally inclined surface is a challenge &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/12\/04\/snow-fun\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,3,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-poetry","category-snow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}