{"id":3881,"date":"2014-01-14T20:56:22","date_gmt":"2014-01-15T01:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=3881"},"modified":"2014-02-15T20:48:50","modified_gmt":"2014-02-16T01:48:50","slug":"two-old-guys-walking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2014\/01\/14\/two-old-guys-walking\/","title":{"rendered":"Vignette: Two old guys walking in heavy traffic"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0So, do you get out much?<\/p>\n

Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Sorry?<\/p>\n

Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0So you go walking often?<\/p>\n

Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Oh, I have some lozenges,\u00a0 but I can\u2019t reach \u2018em; they\u2019re in my inside jacket pocket.<\/p>\n

Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0That guy should fix his muffler.<\/p>\n

Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0What?<\/p>\n

Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0I said he should fix his muffler!<\/p>\n

Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Can\u2019t hear you: that car is so LOUD.<\/p>\n

Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0No, it shouldn\u2019t. They should take them off the road.<\/p>\n

Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0No, I never get a cold. It\u2019s just allergies.<\/p>\n

Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Why would you count calories? You\u2019re skinny as a dog\u2019s tail.<\/p>\n

Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0That\u2019s \u2019cause every day I get out walking.<\/p>\n

Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Oh.<\/p>\n

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Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0So, do you get out much? Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Sorry? Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0So you go walking often? Walter: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Oh, I have some lozenges,\u00a0 but I can\u2019t reach \u2018em; they\u2019re in my inside jacket pocket. Tommy: \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0That guy … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,20],"tags":[997,958,461,57,66,145],"class_list":["post-3881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fun","category-playscript","tag-aging","tag-featured","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-relationships","tag-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3881"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3886,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3881\/revisions\/3886"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}