The big red cap on the weather map
\nhas only recently been there
\nIf you\u2019re looking for the app might as well take a nap
\n\u2018cause it\u2019s the latest in the weather scene there<\/p>\n
The weather guys never seem surprised
\nby disparities found between where
\nthey say warm\u2019s been when they really mean
\nthey don\u2019t have a clue if it\u2019s seen there<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re displeased when you hear \u201cflash freeze\u201d
\nis heading your way in the morning
\ndon\u2019t be surprised that it\u2019s not french fries
\nnor peas but the roads in the warning<\/p>\n
It\u2019s not for sex that the polar vortex
\nand the term \u201cflash freeze\u201d have happened
\nIt\u2019s sound FX for the people who text
\non the subject of ground that is snapping<\/p>\n
If you haven\u2019t got the hang of a frigid bang
\nDon\u2019t fret that you\u2019re out of the loop, eh?
\nThey\u2019re really just the gang that invents the language
\nof weather forecasting for the stupid.<\/p>\n
So put on your hat and a coat that makes you fat
\nand hope you can warm up your tootsies
\nHypothermia is bad, so energize stat
\nand warm yourself by tapping your foot, see?<\/p>\n
Your foot, see?
\nYour footsie, your footsies, your tootsies,
\nyour tootsies.
\nWarm it up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Egads, my first rap-id verse here. Ya gotta tap them feets to get warm, peeps! Continue reading