{"id":375,"date":"2006-11-17T19:00:09","date_gmt":"2006-11-18T00:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/11\/17\/facelift\/"},"modified":"2006-11-17T20:20:45","modified_gmt":"2006-11-18T01:20:45","slug":"facelift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/11\/17\/facelift\/","title":{"rendered":"Facelift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So she smiled, Darling,<br \/>\nand it was like she had<br \/>\nplaster cheeks:<br \/>\nher lips curved up<br \/>\nbut the rest of her face<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t move.<br \/>\nAnd her eyesbrows<br \/>\nwere an inch higher,<br \/>\nalmost on top<br \/>\nof her forehead.<\/p>\n<p>Said she&#8217;d been<br \/>\nat a spa all winter<br \/>\nif you believe that<br \/>\nline of crap<br \/>\nI have a swamp in<br \/>\nFlorida with potential<br \/>\nthat should interest you.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I told her<br \/>\nshe should stop lying:<br \/>\nwe all know<br \/>\nshe&#8217;s had work done \u2014<br \/>\nit&#8217;s obvious.<\/p>\n<p>She didn&#8217;t speak<br \/>\nto me until \u2014<br \/>\nand she tried to<br \/>\nline up my friends;<br \/>\nwell, they weren&#8217;t<br \/>\ntaking sides,<br \/>\nbut they stopped<br \/>\nspeaking to her.<\/p>\n<p>That all changed<br \/>\na week ago:<br \/>\nshe called to tell me<br \/>\nlife is too short.<br \/>\nWanted to make up.<br \/>\nTold me her husband<br \/>\nhas stage three cancer.<br \/>\nTerminal.<\/p>\n<p>Wonderful, isn&#8217;t it<br \/>\nhow death<br \/>\nfocuses the mind?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So she smiled, Darling, and it was like she had plaster cheeks: her lips curved up but the rest of her face didn&#8217;t move. And her eyesbrows were an inch higher, almost on top of her forehead. Said she&#8217;d been &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/11\/17\/facelift\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dramatic-monologue","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}