I am ready to kill my printer
\n\u2014 dice it, slice it, smash it, massacre!
\nall the while gnashing and smashing and trashing!<\/p>\n
Listen: All the royalty Shakespeare wrote about O holy print lady at the print shop *IMHO: In miserabile hubristiosis opera \u2014 trans: If the guy singing had worse breath, she would have died<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am ready to kill my printer \u2014 dice it, slice it, smash it, massacre! all the while gnashing and smashing and trashing! Listen: when the lady at the print shop tells you they send out business cards print jobs … Continue reading
\nwhen the lady at the print shop tells you
\nthey send out business cards print jobs
\nand you say
\nthat’s okay I can do it on my laser printer at home
\n<\/em>IMHO*, I suggest that soon you will be willing to
\nattempt to reverse the course of planetary rotation
\nrather than try to defy the gods of technology
\nin that hubristic fashion.<\/p>\n
\nincluding Hamlet, Lear and Coriolanis
\ncould not have faced the torn pages,
\nthe crashed software, the blurred print
\nthe frozen screens, the lost data . . . .<\/p>\n
\nO sage beyond peer (certainly beyond me)
\nI salute your sacred wisdom and hereby vow
\nNot to print business cards on my computer for
\nevermore.<\/p>\n