{"id":340,"date":"2006-10-15T21:15:06","date_gmt":"2006-10-16T01:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/10\/15\/gala-salad\/"},"modified":"2006-10-15T21:15:06","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T01:15:06","slug":"gala-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/10\/15\/gala-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"Gala salad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Glen Miller and Jimmy Stewart and June Allyson<br \/>\nwere all there, among the potted palms, the silent auction<br \/>\nthe speeches of water in a village in Nigeria<br \/>\nthe jewels and tuxedos and the Bishop and<br \/>\na Monsignor sang the blues and we all danced<br \/>\nand drank and ate beautifully prepared<br \/>\nchicken and stuffed tomatoes and ballasted potatoes<br \/>\ndelectably presented on hot china.<br \/>\nSomehow, the image of June Allyson<br \/>\nadvertising Depends<br \/>\nhung over all the grey heads<br \/>\njiving and swinging<br \/>\nto the hot howling<br \/>\nof the trombones.<\/p>\n<p>The slide show of drilling in the dusty little village<br \/>\nand paying the bills and getting water flowing<br \/>\nfrom a deep artesian well otherwise inaccessible<br \/>\nmade the whole thing inaccessible:<br \/>\nmost of us hadn&#8217;t a clue<br \/>\nwe were there for villagers&#8217; water;<br \/>\nsomebody on the phone sold us a ticket.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, they told us we were wonderful<br \/>\nbut it felt like wonder by accident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glen Miller and Jimmy Stewart and June Allyson were all there, among the potted palms, the silent auction the speeches of water in a village in Nigeria the jewels and tuxedos and the Bishop and a Monsignor sang the blues &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/10\/15\/gala-salad\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}