{"id":3306,"date":"2010-04-29T18:40:29","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T22:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=3306"},"modified":"2010-04-30T23:03:25","modified_gmt":"2010-05-01T03:03:25","slug":"stompin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2010\/04\/29\/stompin\/","title":{"rendered":"Stompin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say that a modified goose-step<br \/>\nis hilarious&#8211;a silly walk.<br \/>\nA laugh-track accompanies<br \/>\nthe man in the bowler hat<br \/>\nslinging his foot out at shoulder level<br \/>\nwell above his brief case <!--more-->and<br \/>\nneatly pressed three piece suit.<\/p>\n<p>Jack boots and spurs<br \/>\nmake a difference though;<br \/>\nlaugh-track replaced<br \/>\nby unison crack<br \/>\nof leather heels in step<br \/>\nsteely eyes unflinching<br \/>\npretend to be machines<br \/>\na grin would break the spell.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s go for the fun one.<br \/>\nSilly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo day 29: A dance group in Toronto is again commemorating The Ministry of Silly Walks. (#1080) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2010\/04\/29\/stompin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,890,3,416],"tags":[461,57,917,326,66,133,145],"class_list":["post-3306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-mannered-opinion","category-napowrimo","category-poetry","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-monty-python","tag-politics","tag-relationships","tag-satire","tag-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}