Sitting in the roots of Hell
\non an excruciatingly hot ember
\nis, I hope, the I.T. wiz kid
\nwho programmed
\nthe Western Union website.
\nI expect this ember will etch indelibly
\nand painfully into his ass
\nor if he is a she
\npainfully into her curvy bum
\nthe following observation:
\n“The consummate jerk
\nperching uncomfortably upon these words
\nis responsible for programming
\nthe Western Union website
\nto refuse transactions
\nmultiple times in despite of the fact
\nthat they have been approved by the credit card company.”
\nI am not a cruel man,
\nbut it is my fervent hope
\nthat each of the 199 characters
\nwas burned into the flesh of the above villain
\nslowly, with consummate care
\nand maximum effect.
\nI believe in the maxim that
\nan eye is worth an eye,
\nand an inconvenience such as I endured
\nis a pain in the ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sitting in the roots of Hell on an excruciatingly hot ember is, I hope, the I.T. wiz kid who programmed the Western Union website. I expect this ember will etch indelibly and painfully into his ass or if he is … Continue reading