{"id":3204,"date":"2010-04-11T23:20:22","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T03:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=3204"},"modified":"2010-04-14T00:17:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T04:17:49","slug":"being-tiger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2010\/04\/11\/being-tiger\/","title":{"rendered":"Being Tiger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Golf is a game of rules.<br \/>\nJust as the psychopaths<br \/>\nwe sometimes recruit to run our armies<br \/>\nmust learn to behave as gentlemen,<br \/>\nso the golfer is presumed<br \/>\nto have the same self-control.<br \/>\nNeither leader should<!--more--> be caught<br \/>\nkilling anyone other than<br \/>\nan official enemy of the state,<br \/>\nor messing around with anyone<br \/>\nnot officially condoned by the state.<br \/>\nIf you are caught, whether you serve time<br \/>\nor repent and go to rehab, you must<br \/>\nexpect to lose<br \/>\nbecause God punishes those<br \/>\nwho get caught, at least that&#8217;s<br \/>\nwhat all the Bible thumping wing nuts<br \/>\nwhose prayers have been answered<br \/>\nare thinking tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo day 11: a complementary poem to &#8220;Being Rocco&#8221;, about another golf match (#1062) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2010\/04\/11\/being-tiger\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[890,3],"tags":[898,507,145,899,509],"class_list":["post-3204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-napowrimo","category-poetry","tag-being-rocco","tag-golf","tag-social-commentary","tag-the-masters","tag-tiger-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}