{"id":3191,"date":"2010-04-08T23:43:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T03:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=3191"},"modified":"2010-04-14T00:16:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T04:16:57","slug":"fairy-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2010\/04\/08\/fairy-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"Fairy Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The brothers Grimm got it all wrong.<br \/>\nThe gingerbread house never<br \/>\nnestled in the heart of the forest<br \/>\nready to trap unwary lost children<br \/>\nfor the witch&#8217;s oven.<br \/>\nChildren did not have to leave<br \/>\na trail of breadcrumbs<br \/>\nbecause it was<!--more--> on the main street<br \/>\nin the heart of our town<br \/>\nright next to the similarly gingerbread<br \/>\nSt. Mary&#8217;s Church.<br \/>\nOh, and just in case you were wondering,<br \/>\nthe Grimm brothers<br \/>\ngot the gender of the witch wrong, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo Day 7: Time someone wrote a poem about Churches and little gingerbread houses and misconceptions. (#1059) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2010\/04\/08\/fairy-tale\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,890,3,416],"tags":[895,894,79,215,145],"class_list":["post-3191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-mannered-opinion","category-napowrimo","category-poetry","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-catholic-church","tag-child-abuse","tag-childhood","tag-religion","tag-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}