{"id":2842,"date":"2010-01-01T13:17:06","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T18:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=2842"},"modified":"2010-01-02T23:56:12","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T04:56:12","slug":"to-the-gathering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2010\/01\/01\/to-the-gathering\/","title":{"rendered":"To the gathering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was afraid of this:<br \/>\neach in turn has proposed a toast;<br \/>\nnow I must rise and,<br \/>\nknown for eloquence<br \/>\nin print,<br \/>\nmust improvise,<br \/>\nin seconds,<br \/>\nwhat normally takes<br \/>\nthree hours<br \/>\non paper.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Hi<\/span><\/span> That was great, <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Tom<\/span><\/span> (insert <del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">name<\/del> insulting nickname)<br \/>\nI wish I could <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">speak<\/span><\/span> speechify as well as<!--more--><br \/>\nI <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">write<\/span><\/span> drone away on <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">paper<\/span><\/span> my key board<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">as well as you<\/span><\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">like you<\/span><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Were I<del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\"> editing<\/del> writing<br \/>\non <del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">paper<\/del> my computer<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">with a <del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">pen<\/del> keyboard,<\/span><br \/>\n<del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">it would be my joy <\/del> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">I would have no trouble <\/span><del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">be able<\/del> I could say something brilliant<del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\"> to astound you<\/del><br \/>\n<del datetime=\"2010-01-01T18:35:42+00:00\">and <\/del>that might even change <del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">your<\/del> lives.<br \/>\nAs it is, you&#8217;<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">re stuck with<\/span><\/span> ll have to <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">endure<\/span><\/span> take what you can get.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">That said,<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">it&#8217;s great to be here.<\/span><\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Let&#8217;s<\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"> think about the year in retrospect<\/span><\/span> pause for a moment to remember<br \/>\nabsent friends<br \/>\nespecially Bob, <del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">the freeloading sonofabitch<\/del> who has gone to a better place<br \/>\n<del datetime=\"2010-01-01T17:26:00+00:00\">thank God!<\/del><br \/>\nor did he go to Miami?<br \/>\nI can never remember.<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Let&#8217;s drink!<\/span><br \/>\nTo absent friends.<\/p>\n<p>(Sit, without falling or spilling)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the reasons I admire Oscar Wilde: we were proposing toasts last night a wonderful party. 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