I have to complain about
\nThe arbitrary process of selection:
\nWhy me? It it a case of wrong place
\nWrong time? Or is there something more
\nSinister going on?Like, what’s the difference
\nBetween abduction by aliens and
\nKidnapping by terrorists?<\/p>\n
Think about it: you don’t have a choice;
\nYou may be facing inconvenient death;
\nYou’re scared and there’s no bathroom;
\nThey won’t listen to you; you’re just meat.<\/p>\n
Of course there is the chance the aliens will
\nCatch a cold from you and , like, die; there is also
\nThe reverse possibility, I hasten to add. I am
\nStill wondering if I am going to turn green
\nOr grow scales or lose some fingers or
\nGrow an extra eye, which some religions
\nSee as an advantage, but doesn’t appeal
\nTo me, much.<\/p>\n
About the abduction itself:
\nThe usual impaling and poking, just like
\nAt the doctor’s office,
\nExcept there were no old magazines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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