{"id":2449,"date":"2009-11-09T18:08:34","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T23:08:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=2449"},"modified":"2009-11-10T21:50:08","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T02:50:08","slug":"playbook-in-time-of-pandemic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/11\/09\/playbook-in-time-of-pandemic\/","title":{"rendered":"playbook in time of pandemic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.<br \/>\nSituation: single doorway entrance<br \/>\nto busy clinic in time of pandemic.<br \/>\nOpen door with gloved hand,<br \/>\nuse football skills to dodge<br \/>\nor slip by approaching opponents.<\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\nSituation: weekly meeting with<br \/>\nclub executive in time of pandemic.<br \/>\nSit near bottle of hand disinfectant<!--more-->,<br \/>\nuse politician-specific strategic skills<br \/>\nto avoid interaction with coughers.<\/p>\n<p>3.<br \/>\nSituation: occasional interaction<br \/>\nwith schoolchildren in time of<br \/>\npandemic. Wash child regularly,<br \/>\nuse swimmers&#8217; breathing skills<br \/>\nto avoid inhaling child germs.<\/p>\n<p>Inductive Conclusion: athletes and politicians<br \/>\nhave the training needed to survive in time of<br \/>\npandemic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So everybody&#8217;s talking about H1N1, but what are athletes and politicians doing about it? (#968) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/11\/09\/playbook-in-time-of-pandemic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,416],"tags":[201,133,291],"class_list":["post-2449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-health","tag-satire","tag-sickness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}