{"id":226,"date":"2006-07-21T15:09:41","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T19:09:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/07\/21\/at-the-honda-dealership\/"},"modified":"2024-06-30T21:02:31","modified_gmt":"2024-07-01T01:02:31","slug":"at-the-honda-dealership","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/07\/21\/at-the-honda-dealership\/","title":{"rendered":"At the Honda dealership"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow, all these shiny vehicles<br \/>\nAre destined for people who will magically<br \/>\nAppear here, potential in hand.<\/p>\n<p>The man with hands in pockets approaches the<br \/>\nRed,\u00a0 low-slung car,<br \/>\nHis wife, arms folded, stands back<br \/>\nNear the small, boxy<br \/>\nPewter family vehicle.<br \/>\nShe clutches her purse<br \/>\nAlert for any predators.<br \/>\nHe is pumped on the hunt:<br \/>\nHis eyes are bigger than his stomach<br \/>\nShe is sullen, knowing him;<br \/>\nNot knowing him.<br \/>\nThey have come here<br \/>\nUnder a cloud of disagreement<br \/>\nThat is not really yet<br \/>\nA major storm.<\/p>\n<p>The salesperson, a friendly, youngish woman,<br \/>\nApproaches the wife<br \/>\nAsking if she would like<br \/>\nSome help with<br \/>\nMaking a sensible choice.<br \/>\nThis is exactly what the wife feared most:<br \/>\nEmpathy.<br \/>\n&#8220;We don&#8217;t really need a new car,&#8221; she says.<br \/>\n&#8220;We&#8217;re just looking. Our current car is fine.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe gestures towards the shiny oldish car outside.<br \/>\n&#8220;Ah,&#8221; says the youngish woman. &#8220;I know what you mean.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t worry,&#8221; she says; &#8220;We won&#8217;t sell him anything<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t like.&#8221; She winks, and the wife relaxes<br \/>\nA little.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So how&#8217;s the mileage on this one?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe man asks. &#8220;Excellent,&#8221; the youngish<br \/>\nSalesperson smiles at him.<br \/>\n&#8220;But not much room for groceries.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looks at his wife<br \/>\nAnd realizes that the sky has cleared<br \/>\nMaybe they should just<br \/>\nContinue on home.<\/p>\n<p>The youngish woman watches them go<br \/>\nHand in hand, knowing . . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow, all these shiny vehicles Are destined for people who will magically Appear here, potential in hand. The man with hands in pockets approaches the Red,\u00a0 low-slung car, His wife, arms folded, stands back Near the small, boxy Pewter family &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/07\/21\/at-the-honda-dealership\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-writing","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4582,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions\/4582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}