{"id":225,"date":"2006-07-20T12:38:09","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T16:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/07\/20\/expediency\/"},"modified":"2006-07-20T12:38:09","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T16:38:09","slug":"expediency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/07\/20\/expediency\/","title":{"rendered":"Expediency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quickly suck some spaghetti into your mouth<br \/>\nAnd note how it inevitably flips against<br \/>\nYour cheeks, chin, upper lip &#151; whatever.<br \/>\nThat is what ships do to water when they<br \/>\nPass our island over the speed limit:<br \/>\nThey rip the water away, haul it along the shoreline<br \/>\nLike Ben Hur&#8217;s horses except that<br \/>\nUnlike Ben&#8217;s horses, the water has to return<br \/>\nAnd does return like Pharoah&#8217;s army<br \/>\nTo assault docks, boats and shoreline<br \/>\nWith all the hysteria of pillaging hoards.<\/p>\n<p>Why ship pilots ignore this fact is simply<br \/>\nA product of personal greed: they are paid for each trip.<br \/>\nMaybe if they had to pay for the damage each trip<br \/>\nThey would not be so cavellier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quickly suck some spaghetti into your mouth And note how it inevitably flips against Your cheeks, chin, upper lip &#151; whatever. That is what ships do to water when they Pass our island over the speed limit: They rip the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/07\/20\/expediency\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-writing","category-poetry","category-screeds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}