{"id":2176,"date":"2009-10-05T19:32:29","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T23:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2009-10-07T00:18:12","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T04:18:12","slug":"customer-relations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/10\/05\/customer-relations\/","title":{"rendered":"customer relations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The voice on the phone<br \/>\nwas friendly, professional,<br \/>\nand recorded.<\/p>\n<p><em>Your call is important to us:<br \/>\nwe are presently experiencing<br \/>\na higher than normal call volume;<!--more--><br \/>\nplease stay on the line and your call<br \/>\nwill be answered in sequence.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Outside my window<br \/>\nsun inundates autumn leaves;<br \/>\nthe cat on the windowsill<br \/>\nwants to talk to a squirrel<br \/>\nstoring nuts for the winter.<\/p>\n<p><em>For service in English press one;<br \/>\nfor service in French press two;<br \/>\nfor service in Mandarin press three;<br \/>\nfor service in Spanish press four;<br \/>\nfor all other languages press five.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The bandage on my finger<br \/>\nis starting to saturate<br \/>\nand will soon drip red<br \/>\non the ochre kitchen floor.<br \/>\nMy pulse is becoming insistent.<\/p>\n<p><em>Welcome to customer service.<br \/>\nYour call is important to us:<br \/>\nwe are presently experiencing<br \/>\na higher than normal call volume;<br \/>\nplease stay on the line and your call<br \/>\nwill be answered in sequence.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There is music playing upstairs;<br \/>\nperhaps that soothing essence<br \/>\nwill filter through the floor<br \/>\nand the bandage, into my finger.<br \/>\nPerhaps if I breathe slowly,<br \/>\ninto me.<\/p>\n<p><em>Your call is important to us:<br \/>\nwe are presently experiencing<br \/>\na higher than normal\u2014<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a wonderful world! Not! (#933) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/10\/05\/customer-relations\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,3,416],"tags":[327,147,712,713],"class_list":["post-2176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lotus-eaters","category-poetry","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-frustration","tag-social-criticism","tag-technical-problems","tag-telephone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}